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Men’s “Top 10 Rules of Survival” T-shirt
$35.00 – $38.00
Top 10 Rules of Survival on the back, Rule #1 (Don’t Die) on the front. Soft, form-fitting, and guaranteed to get laughs—or start conversations. Order a size up for a relaxed fit. Printed to order, so be patient—funny takes time.
Description
Men’s Top 10 Rules of Survival T-Shirt – For the Ones Who Get It
Not just a shirt—this is a walking field manual… kind of. Whether you’re deep in the backcountry or just trying to survive a trip to the store, this tee lays out the Top 10 Rules of Survival loud and clear on the back (plus Rule #1 on the front: Don’t Die).
Printed on a super soft black tri-blend fabric, this shirt is built for both comfort and chaos. Perfect for instructors, students, or anyone who knows that “you can eat anything… once” is legit field wisdom.
Heads will turn. Laughs will happen. And someone’s definitely going to ask you what happened to Rule #10 (you’ll see).
Fit Note:
Shirts are form-fitting. If you want a looser fit, order one size up.
Features:
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Top 10 Rules of Survival printed on the back
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Rule #1: DON’T DIE printed on the chest
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Side-seamed, retail fit, unisex sizing
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Crew neck, short sleeves
Fabric:
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50% polyester
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25% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
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25% rayon
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3.8 oz lightweight tri-blend
Care Instructions:
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Wash cold, inside out
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Gentle cycle
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Tumble dry low
Please Note:
These shirts are printed to order in small batches. That means they might take a little extra time to ship, especially if the guy who ships them is out teaching people how not to die. But don’t worry—it’s coming.
Color:
Black
Sizes:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL
Product Detail & Shipping Notice
We don’t have a warehouse full of inventory or a shipping crew working around the clock. What we do have is Jason Marsteiner—the guy who runs The Survival University, teaches the courses, and yeah… also packs and ships your order.
If it doesn’t go out the same day, odds are he’s out in the woods somewhere showing people how to make fire in the rain or escape from handcuffs with a shoelace.
He’ll ship it as soon as he gets back to civilization. Might take a few days. Could be a week. Hang tight.
Want it faster? Come train with us and grab it in person.