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Women’s “Top 10 Rules of Survival” T-shirt

$35.00$38.00

Top 10 Rules of Survival on the back, Rule #1 (Don’t Die) on the front. Soft, form-fitting, and guaranteed to get laughs—or start conversations. Order a size up for a relaxed fit. Printed to order, so be patient—funny takes time.

Description

Women’s Top 10 Rules of Survival T-Shirt – For the Wild Women Who Know What’s Up

Same brutal honesty, new fit. The Women’s version of our best-selling “Top 10 Rules of Survival” shirt puts Rule #1 on the chest (Don’t Die) and the rest of the wisdom where people can read it when you walk away. Printed on a soft, form-fitting Heather Black tri-blend shirt, this tee is made for adventurers who don’t take life too seriously—but definitely take survival seriously.

Photos shown are digital mockups. Actual print and lettering may vary slightly—because real life isn’t always pixel perfect.

Fit Note:
These shirts are form-fitting. Prefer a more relaxed feel? Go up one size from your usual.

Features:

  • Rule #1: DON’T DIE on the front

  • Full Top 10 Rules of Survival on the back

  • Side-seamed, retail fit

  • Short sleeves, crew neck

Fabrication:

  • Heather Black Triblend: 70% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, 15% polyester, 15% rayon

  • Super soft, breathable, and durable (3.8 oz, 40 single)

Care Instructions:

  • Wash cold, inside out

  • Gentle cycle

  • Tumble dry low

Note:
Each shirt is printed to order. We don’t keep a huge stock, so please allow a little extra time while your badass shirt is made and shipped.

Available Colors:
Aqua, Berry, Black, Blue, Clay, Emerald, Green, Grey, Navy, Purple, Solid Navy, True Royal, White

Sizes:
S, M, L, XL, 2XL, 3XL

Product Detail & Shipping Notice

We don’t have a warehouse full of inventory or a shipping crew working around the clock. What we do have is Jason Marsteiner—the guy who runs The Survival University, teaches the courses, and yeah… also packs and ships your order.

If it doesn’t go out the same day, odds are he’s out in the woods somewhere showing people how to make fire in the rain or escape from handcuffs with a shoelace.

He’ll ship it as soon as he gets back to civilization. Might take a few days. Could be a week. Hang tight.

Want it faster? Come train with us and grab it in person.